Once upon a time not so very long ago, I grew decidedly bored with the same old e-liquid flavors that it seemed every vendor (and their mothers) were selling. You know the ones… and if you don’t, just go have a look at just about any store out there. Go ahead… I’ll wait.
Back? Good. Anyway, so I grew bored. I decided that in order to really stick with vaping, I needed flavors that were bold, and different. I thought of all the nice, tasty, decadent treats that I often (too often, actually) indulged in to satisfy my sweet tooth. Lots of folks were buying flavorings and making their own, but it seemed that no one at the time was doing anything very creative. If they bought Chocolate, they made Chocolate. If they bought Strawberry, they made Strawberry. I started thinking of all the different combinations that were possible… then approached it like I approach cooking. A bit of this, a bit of that… add more of that… a little more of that… I shared some of my ideas with others, and the feedback was great. Several folks asked if I would be willing to sell them a bottle or two, and the Mad Vaper’s Laboratory Boutique was born.
Here are some bullets that were included in the original ad, and many of them are still appropriate:
These flavors are based on my taste buds. You might not agree. You have the option of cutting out your tongue and sending it to me, and I'll try to use yours. Otherwise, deal with it.
These are made to order, and I'll do my best to get them shipped within 2 days. Larger orders may take a little longer. Sometimes **** happens. If you can't deal with that, don't deal with me.
These are made to order. By me. When you order them. At my desk. I'm not in a sterile environment, but I promise to wash my hands. If you can't deal with that, don't deal with me.
I use Lorann's flavorings, Propylene Glycol, and Glycerine. If you want, I can omit the Glycerine. I can't omit the PG because all of my e-liquids are PG based. I can't omit the Lorann's... well, I could but then you don't have any flavor, right?
I mentioned above that I use Lorann's. Don't expect your liquid to be colorless. Some of these are pretty dark. I vape them myself and haven't killed an atomizer with them.
Now it’s not entirely accurate anymore. They are still hand mixed by me, but then bottled and shipped to my good friends at Liquid Xpress. As such, it’s no longer possible to obtain them without Glycerine added. Obviously, the shipping information no longer applies, as you’ll get them from Liquid Xpress. I still wash my hands first, though.
I hope you enjoy vaping them as much as I enjoyed creating them!
